SACRILEGE!

Still riding a high wave after the massive MASSIVE upset over the conservative right-winged, backwards-thinking upwoods inbred, maleducados (my feelings of camaraderie with the losers has waned a bit). Obama's speech was heartfelt and important, and I don't care what you say - I'm a huge fan of Rahm Emanuel (try that link and let me know if it works), and Obama has a gorgeous family. BUT...

What was Michelle Obama wearing and who dressed her? Was that burst of red on the black dress symbolic of a blood splatter? And that satin cummerbund-slash-sheath-slash-girdle? Did she even look in the mirror, bless her heart?

Now don't get me wrong - if Michelle was running against Barack, I'd vote for her. It seems she has the same economic and social views of Barack, but honestly, if there was a throw down between Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran and Michelle, my money's is on her. But between Ahmadinejad and B. Obama, I'd consider the odds very carefully, and then I wouldn't bet.

And how grumpy is everyone at the White House today? Like father, like son...